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so, I posted my first ad: a very vanilla woman-seeking-men, as close to the truth as I could be. I figured I'd start out writing what I know. There were a few elements I threw in there: I'm a bbw, I'm romantic, intelligent, and I love teh cock. I acted kind of shy, saying I'd just like to chat online first, and asked the guys to send me pictures of their cocks.
So far I've gotten about 60 responses. amazing. What was really interesting was which part of the ad different people responded to-- you could tell that some guys really had a BBW fetish, some were turned on by the fact that I was a woman who was direct about loving cock, and others really responded to the "romance" and "intelligence" portion- which I didn't expect, but it was a nice surprise.
Only about 10 or 15 of them actually had photographs like I requested- some just a close up of the... "requested area", *lol*, and some responded with full body pics or just face shots.
one or two of them was a little creepy or ridiculous, and I wondered if they were a joke.
But for the most part, almost every respondent seemed like a real person.
a bunch of the responses were relatively short and unimpressive, like, "hey baby, I love ur post, let's fuck", some were disbelieving, like, "are you for real?" But the thing that surprised me most was the number of MARRIED men who are promising me "hours of pleasure" and telling me that their wives had no idea/would be so upset if they knew they were really into larger women.
The married ones also tend to write the most elaborate, romantic posts.
Some of these posts took on a practically respectful tone... as respectful as you can be to a woman who's already told you she'd love to worship your cock with her mouth.
Hottest post:
this married black dude sent me some gorgeous full body shots that almost make me reconsider my "no response" policy. He was fiiiine. But married. And I couldn't do that. I decided not to post pictures here, because I don't want to incriminate anyone. But just take my word for it. Fine.
Funniest post:
Some dude merely replied, "What's a TEH cock?"
Most interesting post:
Some guy responded telling me his cock was so big, women actually usually had a problem with it not fitting. Didn't send a picture of the monster cock though. I thought, damn, man, what a problem to have! Help! My penis is too big! hahahah.... this was almost funnier then the "what's a TEH cock?" post. Except, I'd imagine that having this problem is probably seriously frustrating. He mentioned he was too big for the last 3 women he's tried to get with- one one hand, major bragging rights-- on the other hand, that would kind of suck, and not in a fun way.
I'm not a size queen at all, but the way I was feeling right about when this post was recieved- my brain still enjoyed the thought even if I knew my body probably wouldn't enjoy the reality.
Most tempting post:
So far I've gotten about 60 responses. amazing. What was really interesting was which part of the ad different people responded to-- you could tell that some guys really had a BBW fetish, some were turned on by the fact that I was a woman who was direct about loving cock, and others really responded to the "romance" and "intelligence" portion- which I didn't expect, but it was a nice surprise.
Only about 10 or 15 of them actually had photographs like I requested- some just a close up of the... "requested area", *lol*, and some responded with full body pics or just face shots.
one or two of them was a little creepy or ridiculous, and I wondered if they were a joke.
But for the most part, almost every respondent seemed like a real person.
a bunch of the responses were relatively short and unimpressive, like, "hey baby, I love ur post, let's fuck", some were disbelieving, like, "are you for real?" But the thing that surprised me most was the number of MARRIED men who are promising me "hours of pleasure" and telling me that their wives had no idea/would be so upset if they knew they were really into larger women.
The married ones also tend to write the most elaborate, romantic posts.
Some of these posts took on a practically respectful tone... as respectful as you can be to a woman who's already told you she'd love to worship your cock with her mouth.
Hottest post:
this married black dude sent me some gorgeous full body shots that almost make me reconsider my "no response" policy. He was fiiiine. But married. And I couldn't do that. I decided not to post pictures here, because I don't want to incriminate anyone. But just take my word for it. Fine.
Funniest post:
Some dude merely replied, "What's a TEH cock?"
Most interesting post:
Some guy responded telling me his cock was so big, women actually usually had a problem with it not fitting. Didn't send a picture of the monster cock though. I thought, damn, man, what a problem to have! Help! My penis is too big! hahahah.... this was almost funnier then the "what's a TEH cock?" post. Except, I'd imagine that having this problem is probably seriously frustrating. He mentioned he was too big for the last 3 women he's tried to get with- one one hand, major bragging rights-- on the other hand, that would kind of suck, and not in a fun way.
I'm not a size queen at all, but the way I was feeling right about when this post was recieved- my brain still enjoyed the thought even if I knew my body probably wouldn't enjoy the reality.
Most tempting post:
